What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What sport are eggs the best at?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

How do you spot a modern spider?