What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did autumn say to summer?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
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