Why don't fish play basketball?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?