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A puddle.
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What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's the laziest vegetable?
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