What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What tree has the most bark?
What is the most adorable season?
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