What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?