What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why do dogs run in circles?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Where do polar bears vote?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
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