What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
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