How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
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