How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
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