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What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

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Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

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What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What did the hostess name her daughter?