Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?