What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

How do you measure a millennial?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What car can you only see twice a year?