What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?