Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why was the storm actually calm?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What does Santa order at the bar?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why are English teachers so smart?
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