Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Which dogs love to study science?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Surprise!!!!
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!