Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
How do hurricanes see?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What sports are both plant-based?
Where are average things manufactured?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
The museum curator needed a break.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What says: oom oom oom?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
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