Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
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