What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

How can you make 7 even?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?