What did the icy road say to the truck?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?