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Why do trees try new things so often?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why is a doctor always calm?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What kind of water do fireworks like?