What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What is the smallest lion?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?