What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What do you call a short cow?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Which animal will never go bald?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?