What's the politest month?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?