Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

The museum curator needed a break.

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?