What's a direction's favorite holiday?
East-er.
It's allergy season again?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
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