What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why was the math book sad?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why do math teachers love March?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What bird is always sad?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?