What did the icy road say to the truck?

What did autumn say to summer?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?