Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What do bees say in the summer?

How do you measure a millennial?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?