Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What TV show is most popular at bars?