What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Where does laundry go to college?