What did autumn say to summer?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?