What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why did the window need an aspirin?