Why is winter considered holy?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?