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Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?