Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why are English teachers so smart?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?