What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What day is your mom always right?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?