What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What kind of dog loves to eat?