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Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What do you say to a really good barista?

When do cows get tired?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

When do astronauts eat?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?