What day never takes itself seriously?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why do two skunks argue?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?