Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Where does the president keep his razor?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?