Why do people always trip on September 22?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What is a mom's favorite game?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What building always gets stains on it?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?