Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Because it's in Decembrrr!
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why do math teachers love March?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
How was the wedding?
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