Why is everyone good at math during elections?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?