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What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why did spring break up with winter?

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What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

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Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

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Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What type of bat doesn't fly?