Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What do you call a smelly horse?