What did autumn say to summer?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?