Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
They always drop the ball.
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why are goats so funny?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
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