Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
They always drop the ball.
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why do bees gossip?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What animals make the best students?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
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