What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Which singer could always break a five?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?