Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
They always drop the ball.
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What sports are both plant-based?
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