What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why are winter days great?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.