Why was the storm actually calm?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What car can't keep a secret?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?