What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Where are average things manufactured?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
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