Why did spring break up with winter?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?