What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
How do fall and winter say hello?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why is summer always sad?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why do fish live in salt water?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
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