What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why is summer always sad?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the foal cough?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
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