What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
How did the tree feel in spring?
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Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
How does a squid go into battle?
How is cat food sold?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
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