Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why did the foal cough?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What birds make average students?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?