What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What did the ocean say to the beach?