What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Cyber Monday.
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
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