What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Cyber Monday.
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
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