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Cyber Monday.
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What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What does a panda ghost say?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
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What game do both humans and birds play in school?
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