Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?