Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
He was looking for definition.
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why is a computer so smart?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Where does water do all its banking?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What's the opposite of irony?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
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