Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?