Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
He was looking for definition.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Which celebrity loves to read?
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