What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Which cats have the best manners?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?