Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
He was looking for definition.
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What color are all the books in the library?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why are all priests fit?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
How do fish watch TV shows?
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