Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
He was looking for definition.
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
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