What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?