Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What words make the best athletes?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do horses say to greet each other?