Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

How do dog catchers get paid?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?