Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

How do snowmen get information?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?