What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What did autumn say to summer?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What do cats wear to work?

How does a squid go into battle?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?