What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?