What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

How do you get straight A's?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Where would you find an elephant?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?