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Why did the echo get detention?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What did the paper say to the pencil?