What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

How do cats make a birthday cake?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Why are winter days great?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?