What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why do all the planets get along?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?