How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What did the confused bee say?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?