Why can you never find the number nine?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What animals love to close envelopes?