Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
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