Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
Where do stars go to college?
What do elves learn in school?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
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