Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do elves learn in school?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
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