Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Which subject has two parts?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

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What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Why did the cat start laughing?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?