What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?