Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What do math teachers eat?

What do you call hiking college students?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?