Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Which subject has two parts?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Which animals make the best football players?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?