Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
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What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What tree has the most bark?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
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