Why do trees hate going to school?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What type of car do planets buy?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?