What game does pasta always play at recess?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What are you studying in math?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why do bees gossip?

What day is your mom always right?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?