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What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why did the turkey join the band?

How do fleas travel?