Why did the echo get detention?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Which singer could always break a five?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What day never takes itself seriously?