Why can you never find the number nine?

Which subject has two parts?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why don't ants get sick?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Why did the tomato turn red?