Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the politest month?

Why can't you trust a pig?