Why are English teachers so smart?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Where do actors go to pray?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Which singer could always break a five?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What do bees say in the summer?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?