What did the pen say to the pencil?
Where does laundry go to college?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
How does a cow do math?
Why are books always so angry?
