What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why did the echo get detention?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?