Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why do math teachers love March?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Which tree can't stop crying?