What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why are books always so angry?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?