What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Prime Day.
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Families are like fudge.
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
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