What did the pen say to the pencil?
So, what's your point?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call an insincere horse?
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