What did the pen say to the pencil?
So, what's your point?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do little fish love to play with?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
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