What did the calf play in the school band?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Which animals make the best football players?

What does a panda ghost say?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?