Why are books always so angry?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why do bees buzz?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?