Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

The museum curator needed a break.

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Why did spring break up with winter?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?