Why did the calf hate his school picture?
His cow-lick was sticking up!
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the cloud date the fog?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
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