Why did the calf hate his school picture?
His cow-lick was sticking up!
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call an animal pop star?
How long do chickens work?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
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