Why did the calf hate his school picture?
His cow-lick was sticking up!
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Who invented fractions?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why was the bud so shy?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
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