Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What fish loves to play in a band?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What siblings are always sad?

Where does breakfast live?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?