How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Where do surfers go to school?

What color are all the books in the library?

What is another name for a cow?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?