How can you make 7 even?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Shoutout to my grandma!

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?