Where does laundry go to college?
University of Washing-ton.
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How does a taco bless the table?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
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