What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What's the ocean's favorite song?