What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?