What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Who invented fractions?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why are frogs always happy?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Where do polar bears vote?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?