What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What game do bats excel at?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Where do hamsters come from?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?