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Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

How can you farm during the winter?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?