What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

How are mountains able to see?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?