Why did the student eat their homework?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What's the friendliest pen?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What do cows like to dance to?