What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Round steaks.
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
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