What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Round steaks.
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
It's Crowded!
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
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