How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
Why did the dog do so well in school?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Who invented fractions?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What says: oom oom oom?
Where does money love to go shopping?
If you need help building an ark..
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
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