How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
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