How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
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