How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What are you studying in math?
What's the holiest insect?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
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