What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

Why do math teachers love March?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What car can't keep a secret?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?