What did the calf play in the school band?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What do elves learn in school?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What did autumn say to summer?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What do you get when two plants kiss?