How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
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