What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?