Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?