Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the foal cough?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
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