How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?