Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What table can you never sit at?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?