What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

What animals make the best students?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?