Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What color are all the books in the library?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
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