Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why is winter considered holy?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What is a tree's least favorite month?