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What do math teachers eat?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?