Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
