What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What bird is always sad?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

Why was the dog overweight?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?