What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What do you give an angry rhino?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?