What did the snake name his daughter?
Annaconda.
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What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's the friendliest national park?
What car can't keep a secret?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Which animal will never go bald?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do cats wear to work?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
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