What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What birds make average students?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What's the most determined bird?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What did one plate say to the other?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Where do belly buttons go to college?