What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Do dads always snore?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why did the frog starve?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What do you call a dog in space?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What vegetables make the best music?