What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why are ghosts always single?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

How much does freedom weigh?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?