How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What do you call a household of counselors?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?