Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What do you give a sick pig?