What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Where does breakfast live?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?