What's another name for a grandfather clock?

How are teens like cats?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

How does dinner smell?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why are stones so good at music?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?