What did the peach say to its crying husband?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?