Do dads always snore?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

How are teens like cats?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What did summer say to spring?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why was the bee sad?